2. Sexczema: The way your skin crawls when your husband tries to cop a feel after you've spent a long day with a whiny, clingy child.
3. Mallergies: Severe aversion to large shopping centers after enduring multiple $80 detours into build- a-badger
4. Damnesia: Disorientation at hearing your child use a bad word, until you remember he heard you use it first.
5. "My Crane" : Throbbing headache after spending a two hour playdate referring fights over a single toy in a chock full basement
6. Hymnsomnia: sleeplessness due to anxiety over how one's offspring will behave in church
7. Manopause: Overwhelming need for a girls' night out following an afternoon of baseball widowhood
8. Gum Dis-Ease: Anxious monitoring of kindergartner-enjoying a Chiclet,wondering if it'll end up on your sofa or in her windpipe
9. Gastrointerestitis: excessive focus on contents of sick toddlers diaper
10. Carpool Tunnel Syndrome: Sensation of spending one's days endlessly shuttling rowdy kinds to tumble classes and playdates
Thank you Parenting Magazine
